The Ministry of Testing’s Test.Bash() event on the 28th of October 2021 was a brilliant event as was to be expected. Despite not being originally scheduled after a little nudge from yours truly the famous (or in some cases infamous) 99 Second Talks were added to the program. As seems to be my tradition now, I debuted a new testing song.
Being unable to play the piano the wonderful start was skipped but hopefully that didn’t detract too much from the underlying message. So I humbly present;
I’ll Test in Live
Lyrics butchered by Ady Stokes
At first I was afraid, I was petrified
I didn’t know if they would even let me test in live
But then I spent so many nights thinking what users do wrong
And I grew strong
And I learned how to get along
No turning back
It’s no disgrace
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face
I could address all of your fears, I could show you what’s the key
If I’d have known for just one second all the questions you’d ask me
Go on now go, ship out the door
Just turn monitoring on
‘Cause we’re not frightened anymore
We push to production and our software’s flying high
And it didn’t crumble
And we gave A and B a try
Oh no don’t cry, we will survive
Oh, as long as we know how to test, I know we’ll stay alive
I’ve got lots of tests to give
And the project will forgive, our tests in live
Our test in live, hey, hey.
Now imagine violins